I’m tired of all the conspiracy rhetoric. It’s just bullshit.

Period.

There are only two choices:

The left conspired to steal the election from Donald J. Trump

or

The right conspired to steal the election from Joseph R. Biden, Jr.

Where is the middle ground? Nowhere. One or the other. You must choose. There is no such thing as “not believing in conspiracy theories,” so no more bullshit about no conspiracies, we have one or the other. The only question is which one is more plausible.

So let’s put on our thinking caps:

Conspiracy Theory One. The Donald and his followers saw the Biden win coming so they organized more than 500 people to come forward in specific and strategic electoral college locations, sign affidavits which they swore to under the penalty of perjury, each presenting highly detailed allegations of fraud. Then before the voting began Donny & Company found numerous forensic statisticians to project the statistical impossibilities of the Biden win. Next they organized the Republican poll-watchers to abandon their posts so they could report intimidation and obstruction, stage videos of said intimidation and obstruction, even arranging a fake water main break to cover their departure. They also recruited forensic computer experts to obtain court orders to examine voting machines and those same experts agreed to find switched votes, ratio votes, and suspiciously deleted files. Then under oath perjure themselves with stories that not only were the machines vulnerable to fraud but fraud was perpetrated upon the American voter by manipulation of said machines. Finally, video surveillance was arranged and personnel loyal to the democrat side of the political spectrum were recruited to pull out multitudes of ballots in the middle of the night to run through voting machines multiple times to give the appearance of stuffing the ballot box in strategic cities in strategically significant states to alter the electoral college outcome. All of this to give the appearance of voter fraud that might overturn the election.

Conspiracy Theory Two. The democratic party, under the cloud of a global pandemic, orchestrated an unprecedented mail-in ballot campaign that covered irregular vote counting and ballet stuffing. Strategically placed, party aligned vote counters oversaw multitudes of ballots run through voting machines while threatened, intimidated, and connived pollwatchers so they could not observe the operations. Additionally, some voting machines were set to a ratio to count more vote totals to Biden than to Trump no matter the true vote count. These actions occurred in high population cities in strategic states that were sufficient to overturn the will of the people in the electoral college tally.

So which is more plausible?

If theory one is accepted, then prosecute to the hilt, for the perpetrators attempted to overthrow American democracy.

If theory two is accepted, then prosecute to the hilt, for the perpetrators overthrew American democracy.

There is no middle ground.